character - Herman (voice)

character - Self

character - Santa Claus (voice)

character - Self

character - Herman (voice)

character - Walter Hoving

character - Dominick Dunne

character - Santa Claus (voice)

character - Marshak (voice)

character - Self

character - Bertram Cooper

character - J. Pierrepont Finch (segment "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying")

character - Dennis Barlow in The Loved Ones (archive footage)

character - Self

character - Edwin O'Malley

character - Self - Performer

character - Jake (voice)

character - Santa Claus

character - Uncle Bert

character - Desaad (voice)

character - Grandpa

character - Chap Starfall

character - Goopy Geer (voice)

character - Self

character - The Tailor

character - Garrison Gaylord

character - Howler (voice)

character - (segment "Ye Gods")

character - Marc Faber

character - Nat Couray

character - Himself - Narrator (voice)

character - Jack Frost (voice)

character - Stephen Shaw

character - Young Scrooge (voice)

character - Young Stuffy (voice)

character - Fred Philpotts

character - Self

character - Roger Blacker

character - Self

character - Ensign Garland

character - Waldo

character - Ed Stander

character - J. Pierpont Finch

character - Jonathan

character - Dennis Barlow

character - Oliver Cromwell Cannon

character - Jason Menlow

character - Bobby

character - Self

character - Self

character - Professor Pearson

character - Richy Wilkin

character - Barnaby Tucker

character - Casualty

character - Self - Presenter

character - Self - Performer

character - Self - Nominee

character - Self - Winner

character - Phil

character - Len

character - Self - Mystery Guest